Welcome to Pretty Little Profanities

Life's too short for boring gifts.

At Pretty Little Profanities, we create decorative ceramic plates that combine beautiful vintage-inspired designs with humour that ranges from clever and cheeky to downright outrageous.

Whether you're looking for the perfect birthday present, a hilarious retirement gift, something completely inappropriate for your best mate or a one-of-a-kind personalised plate, you'll find something here that gets people talking.

Every plate is carefully produced in New Zealand and designed to make people laugh long after the wrapping paper has been thrown away.

Funny & Clever

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Kiwiana

Blow on the pie $25.00
Yeah, nah $25.00
Just at home $25.00
Chur is that us $25.00
Nek minute $25.00
Good Cunt $25.00
Sunday Fathers day $25.00
O for oresome $25.00
Police 107 $25.00
Cook me eggs $25.00

Rude

Bastard $25.00
Bitch $25.00
Bitch face $25.00
Calm your tits $25.00
Favourite bitch $25.00
Shitfest $25.00
Slutty pants $25.00
You suck $25.00
Douchebag $25.00
Twat Waffle $25.00
Bitch $25.00
Biggest Slut $25.00

18+ Obscene

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Personalised

Turn your inside jokes, favourite sayings, or hilarious one-liners into a custom ceramic plate. Perfect for birthdays, retirements, weddings, anniversaries, workmates, or anyone who deserves a gift they'll never forget. Just fill in the form with the wording required and your preferred colour for the text.